Tim's Dad Jokes

I made up these jokes, but they really emanate from the collective mind, so they are not copyright. Acknowledging their source will appreciated

 

French Dad Jokes

 

Q: What do you call a Frenchman who urinates off the Eiffel tower?

A: Pierre

 

Q: What do you call a Frenchman who steals very expensive champagne?

A: Dominic

 

Not-French dad jokes

 

Q: What do you call a girl robot with titanium breasts?

A: Robust

 

Q: Centuries, ago, what was Pope Innocent III's favourite meal after burning some heretics?

A: Stake

 

Q: What do you call a large cow-like animal in a canoe that makes people's faces relax?

A: A boat-ox

 

Q: What did the nutritionist say to the annoying woman with an eating disorder?

A: Why don't you just go a-weigh!

 

Q: What did the chiropractor say to the miserable King of the Jungle?

A: You're out of a-lion-ment.

 

Q: What did the fish say to the arrogant potato?

A: I think you've got a chip on your shoulder.